THE MEMORIAL DAY MASSACRE
(to the tune of Gilligan's Island)

 

SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU’LL HEAR A TALE

A TALE OF 5 ETS

WHO WERE FORCED TO WORK THE HOLIDAY

TO VACUUM OUT DBs

WHEN THEY BEGAN TOUR THAT DAY

MUCH TO THEIR SURPRISE

THEY WERE GIVEN 2.4 HOURS WORK INSTEAD OF 7.5

INSTEAD OF 7.5

MANNY QUICKLY UNDERSTOOD THAT HE WAS OVERSTAFFED

AND THE 5 ETS THAT WERE FORCED THAT DAY REALLY GOT THE SHAFT

REALLY GOT THE SHAFT

IN ORDER TO TAKE CARE OF THIS

HE CALLED THE DON IN BED

WHO SAID PASS OUT MONTH OLD WORK ORDERS

AND TELL THE ETS TO DROP DEAD

THE DON CAN STILL THROW AWAY DOUGH JUST TO BUST SOME NUTS

HIS BOSS WON’T SAY ANYTHING

HE HASN’T GOT THE GUTS

HE HASN’T GOT THE GUTS